Tuesday, September 27, 2011

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 44 "The Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever"

When: Saturday, October 1st, 2011 at 5:00pm.

Where: Wolfie's Sports Bar & Grill
25550 I 45 NORTH

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Guamarhea Balls

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Money for drinks at each of the stops... There will be 6-ish bars, maybe less if we get lazy.

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45, take exit 73 (Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd.). Go straight past the light and look for a shopping center on your right on the corner of the feeder and Raypine Drive - it will have Wolfie's, Taqueria Arandas, Firestone auto place, etc... If you hit Briarcrest Drive you have gone too far, so just turn right and take that street back towards the south.

Sidenote: Back due to no popular demand whatsoever, the Brass Monkeys are proud to bring you the "Second Lamest Pub Crawl Ever", hopefully just as lame as last year's was.

Guamarhea Balls (Knuckledraggers H3 MC) will be visiting us and helping me co-hare this bitch. He is very sensitive about his girly sized hands so make sure not to stare.

We will provide some down down beer at the end for circle, but there is no hash cash so just bring money for your drink of choice at each bar. There will be crash space available at Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound. If you are crashing and want to drop your car at our houses before hand we will be more than happy to give you a ride to the start point.

Monday, September 05, 2011


The "Crab Monkey" Hash

When: Saturday September 17th, 2011 @ 4:00-ish

Where: Texas Crab Hash

Hare(s): TBD (We could guess but it depends on who is functioning enough at
the time of trail.)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Your Ass

D'erections: Go to Texas Crab Hash

Side Note: This will mark the 2nd Crab-Monkey mingling in this many years combining the mystic forces of Dick The Boy Wonder and the members of the Brass Monkey H3. Last year was awesome so hopefully we can keep it going this year. If you haven't signed up for Texas Crab Hash you are lame, but there's still time and here is the link. http://www.texascrabhash.com/

Cocktor Spork