BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 226 - Ivanna Hairy Buttchug & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's B00B n' DICK Birfday Extravaganza!
When: Saturday, September 22nd, at **3:00pm!**
32858 FM 2978 Road
Magnolia, TX 77354
*Park in the Target parking lot against the Research Forest side*
Hares: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug & Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take the exit for TX-242 West/College Park Drive. Take the feeder to the light, then turn left. Go for like 2.5 miles, then turn left on Green Bridge Drive. Take that until it dead ends into Research Forest Drive, then turn right. Take that all the way until you see a big ass Target on your right, then park in the parking lot nearest you next to Target. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARES: This will be Indiana Bones' and Ivanna Hairy Buttchug's combined BIRFDAY trail. We will celebrate with a beer check, some sort of booze check, and we may leave other birthday gifts on trail, too! Trail is dog friendly, shaded, and mostly dry with some really nice shiggy!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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