Thursday, October 13, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 176

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 176 - Get Off & Croc of Shit's Bumbling Barfday Trail

When: Saturday, October 22nd, at ***3:30pm*** (Because Get Off)

Where: Keith-Weiss Park
12300 Aldine-Westfield Road
Houston, TX 77093

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? & Croc of Shit

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take Hardy Toll Toad north and exit towards Little York Road / Gulf Bank Road. Take the feeder to Hartwick Road and turn tight. Go for a mile then turn left onto Aldine-Westfield. Park will be on your right. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Expect a 3 mile trail with boobs, beer, and bad decisions. It's almost Halloween so cum in your sexiest costume because you fucks won't be "running" as much as you will be staggering. As is becoming tradition for these stupid Halloween barfday trails, you can expect there to be a fair bit of drinking at this trail so plan your transportation accordingly, because what better way than to get back at these two fucktards than to make them puke candy corn colors?

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Friday, October 07, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 175

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 175

When: Saturday, October 8th, at ***3:00pm***

Where: Alden Bridge Sports Park
4751 FM 242/College Park Road
The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hares: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road to I-45 N. Exit on 79A TX 242 and turn left onto TX 242/ College Park Drive and go about three miles. Make a U-turn at Green Bridge Drive and the park will be on your right.

Sidenote:
We're not having a hurricane here, so come get drunk on beer and shame as we bring you this Brass Monkey trail! Thanks to a last minute step-in hare, Spork doesn't have to lay some trail of shame that may or may not get someone sold to some visiting Vietnamese hashing businessman. Thank you Womb Raider!! So now, notes from the hare!

FROM THE HARE: As a last minute hare I have a start, an end and a vague plan. Expect 3-4 miles of mostly shiggy and a possible water crossing or two. There will be one beer check and trail should be dog friendly.

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork