BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 176 - Get Off & Croc of Shit's Bumbling Barfday Trail
When: Saturday, October 22nd, at ***3:30pm*** (Because Get Off)
Where: Keith-Weiss Park
12300 Aldine-Westfield Road
Houston, TX 77093
Hares: Where Do You Get Off? & Croc of Shit
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take Hardy Toll Toad north and exit towards Little York Road / Gulf Bank Road. Take the feeder to Hartwick Road and turn tight. Go for a mile then turn left onto Aldine-Westfield. Park will be on your right. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARE: Expect a 3 mile trail with boobs, beer, and bad decisions. It's almost Halloween so cum in your sexiest costume because you fucks won't be "running" as much as you will be staggering. As is becoming tradition for these stupid Halloween barfday trails, you can expect there to be a fair bit of drinking at this trail so plan your transportation accordingly, because what better way than to get back at these two fucktards than to make them puke candy corn colors?
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975