When: Saturday, February 1st, 2:00pm!!!
3700 West Alden Bridge Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77382
Hare(s): Twinkle Toes
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until is dumps into I-45. Go all the way to exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take over the freeway and straight for 6-7 miles until you hit Branch Crossing then turn Right. Go for about 2 miles then turn left onto Alden Bridge Drive, the park will be on your right.
Sidenote: This is going to be AWESOME! The weather is supposed to be perfect, the hare is a total asshole, and this is going to be the FOURTH AИALVERSARY of the Brass Monkey Hash's existence! That's not all! Twinkle Toes is also celebrating his DIRTY THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is going to be like a double sided dildo with a hash event on each side! Which side do you want first? Start picking now! What does the hare want you to know? FROM THE HARE: Bring a change of clothes and a towel, you are gonna get n-a-s-t-y. Wear shoes with good laces on them, this is the kind of place with mud that will eat your shoes. Muahahahahahaha. I'm sure Evil Toes has something in store for us... we shall see. Don't forget to bring something special for the hare / birfday boy to enjoy! Muahahahahaha.
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
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