Monday, January 27, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 105 - BMH3's Fourth AИALVERSARY & Twinkle Toes’ DIRTY THIRTY!



When: Saturday, February 1st, 2:00pm!!!

Where:
Sundance Park
3700 West Alden Bridge Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hare(s): Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until is dumps into I-45. Go all the way to exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take over the freeway and straight for 6-7 miles until you hit Branch Crossing then turn Right. Go for about 2 miles then turn left onto Alden Bridge Drive, the park will be on your right.

Sidenote: This is going to be AWESOME! The weather is supposed to be perfect, the hare is a total asshole, and this is going to be the FOURTH AИALVERSARY of the Brass Monkey Hash's existence! That's not all! Twinkle Toes is also celebrating his DIRTY THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is going to be like a double sided dildo with a hash event on each side! Which side do you want first? Start picking now! What does the hare want you to know? FROM THE HARE: Bring a change of clothes and a towel, you are gonna get n-a-s-t-y. Wear shoes with good laces on them, this is the kind of place with mud that will eat your shoes. Muahahahahahaha. I'm sure Evil Toes has something in store for us... we shall see. Don't forget to bring something special for the hare / birfday boy to enjoy! Muahahahahaha.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141


0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 104 - KatchUp's Birfday Hash!



When: Saturday, January 18th, 2:00pm!!!

Where:
Deerfield Meadow Drive
(30.245499,-95.498017)
READ DIRECTIONS BELOW!

Hare(s): KatchUp & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until is dumps into I-45. Go all the way to exit 81 for FM 1488. Take the 1488 West ramp over I-45 going westward. Go for about 3 miles and look for Carriage Hills Boulevard on your right, then turn right. *If you hit 242 you have gone too far*. After you turn right on Carriage Hills Blvd go for about a mile then you are going to take your 3rd right onto Jacobs Lake Boulevard across from Chantilly Lane. After you turn right go for a minute then turn left on Fallow Buck Drive then turn left again on Fallow Buck Drive and you will hit Deerfield Meadow Drive, turn left and go for the cul-de-sac.

Sidenote: This will be KatchUp's Birfday trail! plan on making him pay for his youngness and his willingness to lay a shitty trail this early in the year... he is probably trying to steal the "Worst Hare" award from Easy Chair. Plan on shiggy, possible water crossings, and since Mud is co haring, probably even shittier trails than you could have imagined if it was just KatchUp haring. This is dog friendly but you will be crossing major roads so plan on bringing that leash that your gimp is probably still wearing. At least one beer check, duh, with a possibility of two.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141


0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork