"1st Ever Brass Monkey Beer Mile"
***NOTE THE EARLY START TIME!***
Where: Masturgator & PMS' House
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hare(s): Saint Sebastian
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery
(T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit
76B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for about 3-ish
miles. Turn left on South Panther Creek Drive, go past the stop sign and
look on your left for a subdivision on your left just past the church; The
street is Coralberry Road. Once you turn left on Coralberry, take your
second right which is Yewleaf Road, then your second right again onto Still
Sidenote: We will be having an early start time because one of our Monkeys
is getting married! YAY! (It will not be a hash wedding. NO!) The wedding is
in the evening so we are needing to start early so we can still have a bomb
ass circle but be done by like 4:00-ish. There will not be patches because
every person I talked to said their patch distributor was on leave or
vacation or something. I guess there is some sort of patch-makers united
strike... really don't care. Anyway we will take down who is there and
whenever we get them made you will get one. Please try to get there on time
- you know normally we go on hardcore hash time but since we HAVE to be done
to get ready for the wedding we can't lolly(cock)gag around.