BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 168 – Homoglobin's Second Anal Divorcersary Trail!
When: Saturday, July 2nd, at 4:00pm!
9738 Hufsmith Road
Tomball, TX 77375
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.
Ladies and Gentlemen, join the Brass Monkey for a steamy afternoon of ex-treme happiness for Homoglobin’s Second Anal Divorcersary Trail! Expect shiggy, and if this fucking rain keeps up, water crossings. Bring Alligator spray, and bug spray… only one of them will *really* help, but it least you’ll feel slightly better about yourself. Maybe. Expect at least one beer check, and expect to be fucking gross by the end of trail, so bring something to change into.
NOTES FROM THE HARE: there will be some Karbach and shitty beer for the beer check. 3.4 miles true trail. It just rained like a mother fucker so it will be muddy from time to time. The forecast looks good but hot so stay hydrated. On on!
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