Wednesday, November 29, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 205

When: Saturday, December 2nd, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: H.E.B
3875 W Davis St.
Conroe, TX 77304

Hares: Dumbsterbaitor, Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston/ Woodlands: Take I-45 North exit 87A FM 2854/TX-105/Conroe. Turn left onto TX-105/ W Davis St and go west for about 2 miles. Turn left onto TX-336 and HEB is on the right. Park on the North side near the McDonalds.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Are you tired as hell of hashing in circles around either Womb or Aryan’s place? Does the thought of another on-after at Papas make you want to give yourself a lobotomy with a rusty nail and not update your tetanus shot? Maybe you just want to “try” to get Dumpsterbaitor, Womb Raider, and Indiana Bones drunk and slutty? Then you better cum up to Conroe and enjoy a virgin trail laid by three not so virgin hares. Trail will be a 4-5 miles mix of shiggy, water crossings and maybe a little pavement. We aren’t planning on taking you anywhere you might get shot but orange is a good color this time of year just in case … because Conroe. There will be one beer check with good beer. On-after at B-52 Brewery. Their delicious beer will get the taste of Lonestar or whatever out of your mouth after circle. We will be bringing snacks to the brewery and there will be food trucks also. Trail should be OK for experienced hash pups and on-after is dog friendly.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Thursday, November 16, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

When: Saturday, November 18th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: Spring Trails Visitor Center
2026 Spring Trails Bend
Spring, TX 77386

Hares: Aryan Sisterhood & Down Her Hatch

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north; both of which you will take to TX-99, Grand Parkway.

If I-45: Take exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West, Turn right to merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

If Hardy: Take the exit toward TX-99, Keep right at the fork and merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Cum drink and be thankful this Saturday with your Brass Monkey Hash family before having to deal with your "real" families this Thanksgiving.  Down Her Hatch will get you wet and Aryan Sisterhood will get you dirty.  Expect 4 miles of shiggy and creeks, so bring a change of clothes so you aren't a disgusting piece of crap in circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork