Monday, June 17, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 89 - VOODOO MONKEY 3 HASH!


When: Saturday, June 22nd, 11:00am!!!

Where:
The park by City Hall... in fucking New Orleans! http://goo.gl/maps/SsebA

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork and MasturGator

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $15), Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Jump on I-10 East, go for about 345 miles. Take Exit 234B towards Poydras St / Superdome. Turn left on Lasalle Street, take first fight onto Perdido Street. BOOM.

FROM THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE HOTEL WHERE MOST OF US FUCK-UPS ARE STAYING: Head West on Gravier Street, go for a half mile, park is on your left right past Layola Avenue.

Sidenote: OK bitches, it's finally here. It is finally fucking here. Holy crap and balls, I cannot believe it is finally here!!!!!! This weekend, June 21st - 23rd, the Brass Monkey H3 and the VooDoo H3 sexually present to you, VooDoo Monkey 3: The Amazing Racist. We have over 150 people signed up from 25 fucking kennels for this thing, so hopefully we won't fuck it up. :) If you are signed up and rego'd, awesome, you did something right. Mazel Tov to you. The second part of this is if you want to do the 89th running of the Brass Monkey H3 then you need to get your ass up and to the park by 11:00am. This hash will lead right up to the day's VooDooMonkey festivities, so there you go. That's just convenient. Badda-bing, everything you need. Now pack all your cute little clothes and cute little shoes and put them in your cute little bag and print off your cute little $20 MegaBus ticket and drive your cute little hoopty to the cute little parking lot then get on the cute little bus and get you cute little ass here so we can PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 88 - EZ CHAIR'S BIRFDAY RUN!


When: Saturday, June 8, 3:00pm!!!

Where:
Mooseknuckles Bar
4307 Treaschwig Road
Spring, TX 77373

Hare(s): EZ Chair

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $15), Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Head North on the Hardy Toll Road (or I-45 for you cheap bastards), exit FM 1960 / Cypress Creek Pkwy and turn right. Go for about a mile and turn left on Treaschwig Road. Go for about a mile and a half and the destination will be there. BOOM.

Sidenote: FROM EZ Chair: Trail will be full shiggy, not so much as .1 miles of pavement. Bring: a change of clothes. Wear your swimsuit on trail. Need shiggy socks and bring your favorite flotation device. Some devices will be provided. On after features good food, cheap beer and surly locals. Shiggy dog friendly.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork