Monday, October 20, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 124

When: Saturday, October 25th, at 4:00pm!

Where: Parking on Breckenridge Drive near/around 4118 Breckenridge Drive, Houston, TX 77037

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? and Hung Daddy Tutu

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From The Woodlands: Take I-45 South or Hardy South until you get to Beltway 8 / Sam Houston Prky, go West (TOLL ROAD). Take the exit toward Antoine Dr/Bammel N Houston Rd/Hollister Rd, then turn right onto Antoine Drive. Go for less than a mile and Breckenridge is on your left, turn down there and look for hashers.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
My dearest Goblins and Ghouls,
Another year has passed and we are, once again, gathering to celebrate the day Get Off crawled feet first out of his mother's ass crack. To commentate this tragedy you are all cordially invited to accompany the rest of us who are forced to be there for this spooky death march in the greater guns point area. Accompanied by his gimp, HungDaddy Tutu, Get Off has a 4-5 mile trail that is bound to be less disappointing than his last three one-night stands. Expect shiggy, expect boobs, expect booze, and a keg ending with an optional haunted house on-after.

***For those of you who plan to attend the optional Haunted House, add on, please bring an additional $25 bucks cash.***

PLEASE COORDINATE RIDES AS WE DO NOT WANT ANY ISSUES WITH DRIVING AROUND THE HALLOWEEN WEEKEND. CAR POOL WHENEVER POSSIBLE!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Thursday, October 09, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 123



When: Saturday, October 11th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Road
Spring, TX 77380

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? and PooDoo Alfredo

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it deadends into I-45. Take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust and go to the light and go under the freeway and loop around from the far left lane. Once you loop under the freeway and start going North get over to the right and turn right onto Pruitt Road where that huge ass Texaco is. Go down a little bit and Papa's will be on your right.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Now that we have gotten most of the thorns out of our ass and our plantars fascitis flare ups have subsided, the wonderful Poodoo Alfredo has a trail that will make up for the fact that she refuses to swallow.

Escorted by none other than Where Do You Get Off? (because we have not had to deal with enough of his "trails"), this dysfunctional duo aims to lay a throwback Brass Monkey trail of about 3 miles with shiggy and shit for you to stumble over. Expect beer, shiggy, debauchery and more than likely a few mistakes.

Bring a change of clothes and $$$ for on-after at Papas where there will be food, beer, liquor, and possibly some super hick Karaoke. Bring it, bitches!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork