Tuesday, October 31, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 203 - Homoglobin's Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 203 - Homoglobin's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, November 4th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Lowe's Home Improvement
3052 College Park Drive
The Woodlands, TX  77384

Hare: Homoglobin

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north; Hardy will dead end into I-45.  Take the exit for TX-242 / College Park Drive.  Once you get to the light, turn right.  Go under the freeway and go to your first street and turn right, Windsor Lakes Blvd.  Lowe's will be on your left.  Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Start for my 21st birthday Brass Monkey hash! Is it 1995?? Nope! Start at the Lowe's home improvement store. Not life improvement. No one cares.😁  Start at 3pm. Trail is dog friendly, people friendly about 4 miles. Fuck you metric system. Good beer for the beer check. Your other standard hashing rules apply.  Cum one cum all!

Well, you all heard the man.  Not sure about you, but I heard it like a drunk uncle was screaming at me after one too many Long Inslands.  It was neat.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Wednesday, October 18, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 202 - Get Off's Birfday Run?

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 202 - Get Off's Birfday Run?

When: Saturday, October 21st, at 3:00pm!

Where: The Runaway Plate
28533 Springs Trails Ridge
Spring, TX 77386

Hare: Aryan Sisterhood

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north to the Grand Parkway (99): If on I-45, take 99 itself, if on Hardy, take the Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, if on I-45, take 99 for a couple miles, then exit Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd. Take the feeder until your first street, Spring Trails Ridge, and it will be there on the corner to your right.

Sidenote:
So, many moons ago, Where Do You Get Off?! signed up to hare his birfday trail and this was the one, but now he is in a Honduran cigar making factory, barking orders at his sweatshop workers to increase productivity. Can't be helped. So Aryan Sisterhood, being all patriotic and fighting to keep American cigars at the top of the food chain, has decided to step up and hare this bitch. What can you expect? Let’s ask the hare!

FROM THE HARE: It's my 3rd haring in 6 trails so the deets are short and sweet. 5 miles of trails, bayous, creeks, and some WASPy suburban life.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Friday, October 06, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 201

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 201 - The Hash With A Hare...! Who Could It Be...? Its PUDDY TWAT!!! Yay!!!

When: Saturday, October 7th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Ponderosa Walking Park! No running allowed guys

Hares: Puddy Twat & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From the Houston general area. Get on I-45 N. Follow I-45 N to N Fwy Service Rd. Take exit 62 from I-45 N. Take Kuykendahl Rd to Woerner Rd. Then *POOF* like a human trying to find a place to be, you are there.

Sidenote:
So this was an impromptu trail that has been painstakingly planned out by two of the greatest minds this side south of Gators house. We can promise 3-4 miles of trail with somewhere between 1-4 beer checks. If you like water then you're in luck, it may rain that day. If you like having dogs on trail, then you're in luck because we may pass by a dog park and you can steal one. If you like anal rape with a hint of hardcore bondage, then you're in luck cause Puddy Twat will be at the end. Enjoy your time and please bring lube.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork