BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 203 - Homoglobin's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, November 4th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Lowe's Home Improvement
3052 College Park Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77384
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north; Hardy will dead end into I-45. Take the exit for TX-242 / College Park Drive. Once you get to the light, turn right. Go under the freeway and go to your first street and turn right, Windsor Lakes Blvd. Lowe's will be on your left. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARE: Start for my 21st birthday Brass Monkey hash! Is it 1995?? Nope! Start at the Lowe's home improvement store. Not life improvement. No one cares.😁 Start at 3pm. Trail is dog friendly, people friendly about 4 miles. Fuck you metric system. Good beer for the beer check. Your other standard hashing rules apply. Cum one cum all!
Well, you all heard the man. Not sure about you, but I heard it like a drunk uncle was screaming at me after one too many Long Inslands. It was neat.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
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