Tuesday, April 23, 2013


When: Saturday, April 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm! (NOTE IT IS AT 3!)

Timberlakes/Timberridge Community Pool / Park
No REAL Address, closest is:
3457 Royal Oaks Dr, Spring, TX 77380

Hare(s): Fuckin' Tree Hugger

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Go North on I-45 and exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. LEFT on Panther Creek (the first one) just past Lake Woodlands (not the street, the actual freaking lake); Left on Glen Loch; RIGHT at Royal Oaks. ***Caution to the speed limit is only 25 and cops like to camp out along Glen Loch and catch people not noticing them.***

Sidenote: FROM THE HARE: Got the approval of Twinkle Toes as a solid trail. And there will be beer checks! 3pm start at the TL/TR Community Pool. Bug spray advised (duh, we're running in the woods near a creek), T.T. says he saw what might've been poison ivy (duh, woods in the Houston area), and for the pansies shiggy socks recommended (duh, it's a Brass Monkey trail).

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Fuckin' Tree Hugger's #: (713) 478-9701
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n BITCHES,
Cocktor Spork