Wednesday, January 27, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 157

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 157


When: Saturday, January 30th, at ***2:00pm!***


Where: Royal Oaks Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77380
(30.13927, -95.49418)


Hares: Outside Cat


Why: Because you like drinking, period.


Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.


D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road north and take Exit 73 for Rayford / Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light and turn left on Sawdust Road. Take Sawdust for a bit until it turns hard left at the Starbucks / CVS corner; if you go straight, it becomes Grogan's Mill Road, no, don't do that. Once you turn left, go on Sawdust and it will turn you hard right, keep going straight past Wal-Mart, past Valero, go all the way until it forces you to hard-right again. Go hard right, then it will force you hard left, keep going all the way until this fucker dead-ends. Once it dead ends onto Glen Lock Road, turn right. Go for like 4-5 streets, then turn left onto Royal Oaks Drive. Go to the end. Boom.


Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Ladies & Gents, does Outside Cat have a trail for you! Sorry, I meant does Outside Cat have a trail for you? We hope so. You can expect 2-4 miles of SHIGGY and B00BS! Expect at least one beer check, and expect to get either scabies or something else cat related. Bring a change of clothes as you will be getting dirty, and since we have no fucking idea how the weather will be, bring something between a parka and a bathing suit. Outside Cat volunteered to do this when she was drunk, so she will most likely be drunk while laying it as well.


Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).


Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 156 - KatchUp's Abortion Survivor Day Celebration

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 156 - KatchUp's Abortion Survivor Day Celebration

When: Saturday, January 16th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Burrough's Park *FRONT PARKING LOTS*
9738 Hufsmith Road 
Tomball, TX 77375

Hares: KatchUp & Redneck Abortion

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 70B for Spring Stuebner/Rd-West. Take Spring Stuebner Rd west until you hit K├╝ykendahl Road in like 5 miles. Once you hit K├╝ykendahl, turn right. Go for 3-4 miles then turn left onto Huffsmith Road. Take the road and it will curve hard left, then the park will be on your right. Look for the parking lot close to the front, not the one in the back.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: In celebration of Katchup's 99th trimester we will finally be aborting that fucker. I know, we have all wanted this so much and now it is coming to fruition. If you are curious what might be in store for you, just look back on all the past trails Katchup has laid, but this time he is "planning" a trail. 

Expect shiggy, pavement, Katchup, traps, private property and maybe a beer check. I think its also dog friendly

Also, for exact details on where to park. Once you enter the park drive until you see a turn in for parking lots on your left. Pull into the parking lots and park in the section that is on your right.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork