Friday, January 27, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 183

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 183

When: Saturday, January 28th, at ***2:00pm*** 

Where: Backwoods Saloon
230 Lexington Court 
Conroe, TX 77385

Hares: Donnie the Retard & ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston:
Travel North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it runs into I-45 to Exit 81 for FM 1488. Take the feeder to 1488 EAST / Lexington, so the ramp all the way to the right on the feeder. Go over the train tracks, then turn left at the dead end. Go for like 30 seconds and the saloon will be on your left.

Sidenote: 
Prepare yourselves for a blast from the past, a trail not seen in many a year, something that not even the hippie horoscope people predicted, Donnie the Retard and ESPN are haring this fucking trail! Expect thick shiggy, water crossings, and serious regrets as you are about halfway in. There will be at least one beer check, and nothing else promised except ridicule. The weather this weekend is supposed to be in the 60°s, which means expect either a low of 30°, or a high of 80°. Because Texas.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Wednesday, January 11, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 182

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 182

When: Saturday, January 14th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!

Where: Rob Flemming Park-ish
5972 Creekside Forest Drive 
The Woodlands, TX 77389-4943
(Dirt parking lot across from the park)

Hares: KatchUp, Donnie the Retard, & Nuthin' But Net

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston:
Travel North on 45 or Hardy Toll Road north to 99 (Grand Parkway) West. That's left. Take that to Gosling Road, then go North. That's right. Go for about 3-ish miles, then turn left into Creekside Forest. Take the first right on the Traffic Circle, then look for assholes on the right in a dirt parking lot.

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: Guess what my homies, it’s that time of year where KatchUp is allowed to lay a trail that always proves to be different from the last. This year however, there are two up and comers that will be Co-Haring as well. In no specific order they are Donnie the Retard and Nuthin’ But Net. That’s right people, three people that should not be laying a trail are laying a trail together *Round of Applause*. We promise to make this a shiggy trail to remember with definite water crossings.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork