BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 259 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, December 28th, at 2:00pm!
Where: Rob Fleming Recreation Center
6464 Creekside Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77389
Hares: Choker Stroker
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy until it hits TX-99 (Grand Parkway), then go west - that means left. Go for a bit, then take the Gosling Road exit and head north, that means right. Take that, then turn left onto Creekside Forest Dr. When you hit the traffic circle, take the first exit. Go for a bit, then the Rec Center will be on your right. Look for assholes.
It's Choker's birthday, and you know what that means - he somehow lived through another year of the crazy shitshow he calls life. In honor of said celebration, Choker will be haring his birfday trail for us fine folks! You can expect 2-3 miles of shiggy, dog friendly, and because it's Texas, possible rain. There will be some water crossings depending on rain between then and now, and anything awful about trail can probably be blamed on KatchUp, regardless of if he helps or comes to trail. This will be our last trail of the year, you won't want to miss it! Say goodbye to the teens and hello to the 20s, we'll see you there!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141