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BMH3 #372 – 04/27/2024 Save a Horses barfday trail!
When:
Saturday, April 27th TwentyTWentyFour• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• At least 1 bier check!
Where:
H4 campout!801 Oakridge Cir, Coldspring, TX 77331
30.58409077278769, -95.15002116282569
https://maps.app.goo.gl/8e3Hzq5w1KMAJWZT8
Hares:
Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:Save a Horse (Ride a Mole) Barfday Trail -
Due to H4's pour comprehension of how to navigate shiggy, their humble misman has asked kindly (and how!) for the illustrious Save a Horse to save their asses.
Now, being the noble hare as always, Save a Horse has graciously decided to grant their request. And to even do so on their exact birthday!! What a gentleman, indeed.
Expect the usual from a Mole trail. To ensure more time for bier, trail will be no more than 3 miles. There will certainly be water crossings, at least 1 bier check, and you bet your sweet virgin ass there will be shiggy, the gods damn it!
Start is at 801 Oakridge Cir, Coldspring, TX 77331
It's just a little journey through pine country to get there, so plan your departure from a safe, dry, and thornless home accordingly.
From MISMAN: If you're super lame, and not attending the H4 campout, THATS OK! They have graciously agreed to have a trail/circle only option for $5! So COME! Pay your $5, do trail, circle, and then hit the road!
Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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