BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 155
When: Saturday, January 2nd, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Northwood Pines Park
Spring, TX 77373
Hares: Where Do You Get Off?, Fag Magnet, & Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 70B for Spring Stuebner/Rd-West. Take the feeder past the light over the Grand Parkway (99), then turn right onto Crossgate Boulevard into the Northgate Crossing subdivision. Take your first left onto Northgate Crossing Boulevard. and take that over the Hardy Toll Road and the park will be on your left right after a small lake.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, to the first trail of 2016, which we will attempt to make as shitty as the final trail of 2015! 2016 is the YEAR OF THE MONKEY, so let's get this shit started right! Hared by Where Do You get Off?, Fag Magnet, & Cocktor Spork, this promises to be a hevily homo-inspured trail, which means lots of bending over.
That's right, expect Shiggy, to get wet, and for there to be prizes for all the boyscouts you captur.... err rescue on trail. 3-5 miles with at least one beer check, this promises to start off your new year with a bang, or depending on how drunk you get, perhaps someone will feel bad for you and touch your whiskey-meat.
The weather says it's going to be cold and wet, like your mom, so dress accordingly, and bring warm clothes for circle!!
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141