BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We Need Hares for 11/25, and 12/9!  To sign up to hare Follow this link! 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨 

BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!

When:

Saturday, October TwentyEighth
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check Probably

Where:

Inway Pool back parking lot
6041-5925 Inway Dr, Spring, TX 77389
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aPthw5pHpySdbCn28
30.112467919545669, -95.51176940949169

Hares:

Outside Cat
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Outside Cat and Twinkle Toes have swooped in to save us from another Katchup Monkey mile!
Trail will be SHIGGY! WET! and between 3 and 5 miles!

Bring:

WATER, IT WILL BE WARM AND HUMID!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #358 – 10/14/2023: Ivanna Hairy Buttchugs 60th birthday trail!!!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We have an opening for a halloween(almost) trail! As well as some end of the year trails. To sign up to hare Follow this link! 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨 

 

 

BMH3 #358 – 10/14/2023: Ivanna Hairy Buttchugs 60th birthday trail!!!

When:

Saturday, October Fourteenth, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Two Beer Checks!!!

Where:

Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead
1118 Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ozrxj37gasBHsMSY7
30.111908556752769, -95.4520563903269

Hare:

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Come on out for the once in a lifetime event, more rare even than an eclipse! 

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug has survived another decade despite how much the Brass Monkeys try to turn him into their new Heartache! Help us celebrate Ivanna's 60th birthday! Ivanna considered themes fitting of such a milestone...a 60 mile trail? No. 60 water crossings? Too hard. 60 beer checks? Too drunk. Celebrate all the presidencies he has survived? Too controversial. Ivanna has a plan he knows you will enjoy? Remember start time is at 2pm SPORK!!! 

Expect 4ish miles, 2 beer checks, water crossings, shiggy and a 2pm start...SPORK!!! 

 Maybe Indiana will remember and bring some cake or something.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS H̶O̶T̶!̶  Actually it'll be pretty nice, but still, bring water, dont blame us if you get dehydrated!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-