Thursday, November 19, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 152

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 152

When: Saturday, November 21st, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Glenfield Spring Ln, Spring, TX 77389
(30.116655,-95.498701)

Hares: Save a Horse Ride a Mole & 101 Donations

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston, take I-45 North to exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West. Follow the feeder then loop under the freeway for Spring Stubner Road West. Take that for like 3 miles, then turn right onto Gosling Road. Take Gosling north for like 2 miles, then turn right on Glenfield Spring Lane. Turn right at the deadend, then turn left right away. Look for hashers. Or bitches. Or bitch-hashers.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Cum one, cum twice, cum 101 times if you can! But most importantly--Cum!

The ever deviant and delicious 101 Donations and the man who stuffs her turkey, Save a horse ride a mole, are set to lay, smoke a cigarette, and then drop some flour for a shiggalicious trail of beers! Expect a wet one as Save a horse loves to get the ladies wet, or that one time in Thailand, the "ladies".

Expect 3.5 miles of titties and thorns, along with a KEG of delicious brew for those of us that need to start preparing to face our family for the first time since last thanksgiving.

Question? Comments? Sorry can't hear you (we're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Friday, November 06, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 151

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 151

When: Saturday, November 7th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Welch Park, Jacobs Lake Blvd, Conroe, TX 77384

Hares: Red Light Special, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth, & 101 Donations

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston, take I-45 North towards Conroe and exit 81 to FM 1488 West (towards Magnolia). Turn Right on Carriage Hills Blvd, Right on Jacobs Reserve Blvd, and then Left on Jacobs Lake Blvd. The Park will be just to the right.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Cum out and join us, Red Light Special, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth & 101 Donations, as we attempt to stop drinking (hates lie) and maybe lay a trail or something.

You stumble upon three drunk and sultry harriettes, all dripping wet and giving you the "look." They ask you to cum and promise you moonshine and beer, what do you do? DUH, you follow them into the woods and see what kind of trouble they can get you into. Because brunettes and wood go together so well, expect us to make you pound the pavement a tiny bit before following our trail of white stuff through some shiggy and other stuff! As far as we know, there shouldn't be much water crossing but trust us at your own risk.

We cannot vow to keep all of you alive but please bring whistles just in case! Bring a vessel, bring cash (lap dances from small bone are only $5), bug spray and a change of clothes.

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork