Wednesday, September 26, 2012

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 70


When: Saturday, September 29th at 3:30pm!

Where:
 TLC CHILD DEVELOPMENT CENTER
150 Pruitt Road
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & KatchUp (VIRGIN HARE!)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, $12 for shirts, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections:
 Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road all the way till it hits I-45 and take exit 73 to Rayford / Sawdust Road. Stay in the left lane and loop under the freeway back around south. Go right past the texaco and turn RIGHT onto Pruit Road, first shopping center on your right before Papas Ice House.

Sidenote: This will be out first trail since VooDoo Monkey 2012 so we are still a little sore. This will also be KatchUp's virgin laying experience so bring lube to "congratulate" him with. Expect shiggy and possibly herpes. Bring change of clothes and $$$ for the on-after. We may or may not be able to help break-in a brand new Hash-Friendly bar (depending on if the piece of shit Fire Marshall gets off his lazy ass and comes and okays the bar to open like he was supposed to do last week.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

0n-0n BITCHES,
COCKTOR SPORK!