Thursday, September 26, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 96 / 69


When: Saturday, September 28th, 3:00pm!!!

Where:
East Bluff Court Cul-de-Sac
Magnolia, TX 77354
(30.25415,-95.56284)

Hare(s): Twinkle Toes & PooDoo Alfredo

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 81 for FM 1488 Magnolia / Hempstead. Once you exit, take 1488 W loop under and over the freeway so you end up going West. Go straight for six-ish miles, then turn right on Egypt Community Rd/Honea Egypt Rd. Go straight for a mile and continue onto Sendera Ranch Road for another mile, then turn right onto East Bluff Court.

Sidenote: Expect shiggy! This is that thick Magnolia shiggy, so be warned! Water, and thorns, and vicious wang-doodles! PooDoo says she is not responsible for Mountain Lion attacks. This is also out 96th, er 69th, backwards-esque style hash! What does that mean? Who knows. Maybe we just wanted to say 69 again, cause it's awesome. Backwards marks? Mehbeh. Chalk talk after? Mehbeh, but probably not. That's kinda douchy. Hopefully there will be *something* 69-ish. Depending on the sluts that show up for this one, it might happen before trail even starts. Bring cash for 0n-0n-0n.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591


0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 95 - The Cabana Boys Trail



When: Saturday, September 14th, 3:00pm!!!

Where:
Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Rd Spring, TX 77380

Hare(s): La Situación & Matthew McConaGAY

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 73, Rayford / Sawdust Road, then take that all the way to the first light (Rayford / Sawdust) and take the far left lane to loop under the freeway to go back North. Right past the huge Texaco is Pruitt Road, turn right. Go for a hot second and Papa's Ice House will be on your right.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Originally dubbed the Pretty Boy Trail, my powers of seduction have made it the Cabana Boys Trail, aka Los Niños Cachondos. It is going to be a BEACH THEME RUN. Promises of shiggy, water crossings, and dog friendly. Also, the hares will be hiding somewhere on trail naked, whoever catches them gets them for the day. At least two beer checks of mixed beverages. Bring shit you don't mind getting wet, and if you are bringing technology on trail, bring something to keep it safe in. Mosquitoes suck right now, so bring bug spray.

*REMINDER* If you aren't going to do trail, don't plan on doing circle! We don't care if you pay, if you are not cool enough to do trail, you are not cool enough for circle. Period. Check the BMH3 group for on-after location once we are there.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork