Thursday, May 19, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 165 - Puddy Twat's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 165 - Puddy Twat's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, May 21st, at 2:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME***

Where: 2323 E Mossy Oaks Rd, Spring, TX 77389
*You can google to "The Belvedere Springwoods Village", it's right around the corner.* 

Hares: Puddy Twat, and a possible Mystery Hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 70B to Spring Stuebner/Rd-West, Feeder, then Slight right, Continue onto Spring Stuebner Rd under the freeway, then Turn right onto Holzwarth Rd, then Turn left at the 3rd cross street onto E Mossy Oaks Rd. Turn right at the 1st cross street onto Flannigan Way, then at the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto Luquet Lane. Boom.

Sidenote: 

FROM THE HARE: Join me for an exciting trail to celebrate the anniversary of expulsion from the womb. There will be shiggy and some possible slippery terrain. Also mosquitos. Prepare accordingly.

Parking for this trail should be fine in the subdivision near the apartments. Go up Flannigan Way to Luquet. Dropped Pin
https://goo.gl/maps/Gt8XnSoJjcF2

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork