Wednesday, September 24, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 122



When: Saturday, September 27th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Burroughs Park
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
1st Parking lot on the left

Hares: Donnie The Retard & ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.

Sidenote: This will be a blast from the past with two OG Brass Monkey hares. That means there is going to be shiggy. Not like "Ouch, a thorn", but like "OW! Fuck! Ow, shit, ow!" Water crossings? Yes. Dog friendly? Does your dog like thorns? Then yes. Expect 3-5 miles, and possibly a MadDog 20/20 check. At least half of them wants worse things than that, and it's not even the souless ginger one.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141


0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 121



WhenSaturday, SEPTEMBER 13TH, 2014 at 4:00pm!

Where: H4 Fall Campout
***UPDATED ADDRESS***
6405 Farm to Market (FM) 686,
Dayton, TX 77535

Hares: Where Do You Get Off, KatchUp, Save a Horse Ride a Mole

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-10 East and take that to US-90 towards Liberty. Take that for like 25-30 miles, until you get to Crosby Fwy/US-90 Frontage, then take the ramp for US-90. Turn left onto North Cleveland Street, then right onto West Lawrence Street. Follow that until your 3rd left which is Manor Street. Boom.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Now that we are out of batteries, are palms calloused, and our fingers rubbed raw, let's celebrate to remember the "Great Fappening of 2014" by dressing as your favorite celeb sex scandal!

What better way to celebrate "the tragic cyber crime" that gave false hope for blackberry's future as a smartphone provider and may or may not have invaded the privacy of few b list actors/actresses than to get slutty and drunk and pray that none of us run for publick office one day. Expect a live hared, short 3 mile shiggy trail that is sooooo easy that even Whale's Vagina can navigate without auto wanking! As per usual leave your dignity at home and pack a spare liver! Given the nature of the theme plan for boobs, beer, and bad decisions! Questions, comments, concerns? Keep me to yourself--on on bitches! -WDYGO

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork