When: Saturday, July 5th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Overcup Drive & Creekwood Drive Intersection,
Spring, TX 77389 (Near 30.110268, -95.539817)
Hares: Save a Horse (Ride a Mole), and CSI
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take I-45 North and take exit 70B for Spring Stuebner Road. Veer right towards Spring Stuebner Road, then continue on it when it takes you left under the freeway going West. Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road and go for about 1.5 miles, then turn right onto Creek Wood Drive. Go a half mile then turn left on Red Oak Drive.
Sidenote: This will be an Independence Day celebration trail, where we can celebrate beer, b00bs, and butts, all hopefully on full display, cause ya know, 'Murrica. FROM THE HARES: This will be "live hared", we shall see. Muahahahaha. Expect 4-5 miles with at least THREE booze checks, including some Brass Monkeys! Shaded Virgin ending, 80% shiggy! It’s the day after 4th of July so wear your best Independence Day themed outfit and be ready for our rockets to shoot off up your ass.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141