Monday, December 30, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 103



THE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION AMNESTY HASH

When: Saturday, January 4th 2014, 2:00pm!!!

Where: Kroger - 2301 Rayford Rd, Spring, TX 77386

Hare(s): London Fag & a special mystery hare (it's Tender Vittles)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north as far as exit 73 toward Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd. Turn right onto Rayford Rd, Kroger is a few blocks down on the left. If you can't see it you will not survive the Vittles portion of trail.

Sidenote: This could be a revolutionary clusterfuck double pivot choose your own adventure trail. Decide betwixt a London Fag 2-3 mile wander through the wilderness and or an epic cross-state Tender Vittles ballbuster. Bring a passport and wear your Life Alert pendant. Switch trails at the midway beercheck if you get bored or tired.

Well there you heard it people, make it so!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
London Fag's #: (832) 830-1107

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 102



When: Saturday, December 21st, 2:00pm!!!

Where:
Alden Bridge Sports Park
4751 FM 242 / College Park Road
The Woodlands, TX 77382
*Use the right parking lot*

Hare(s): Homoglobin & Unlaiden Swallows

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until is dumnps into I-45. Go all the way to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. Turn left on TX 242 / College Park Drive and go for about three miles. Make a U-turn at Green Bridge Drive and the park will be on your right.

Sidenote: Expect coldness, expect possible water crossings, expect shiggy, and expect to get fucked up in proper monkey pre-xmas tradition! Bring something to keep us warm at the start, perhaps a bottle of something not Malort? Read the note below from the hares, and plan accordingly!!! FROM THE HARES: When entering the park, please use the right parking lot.The theme for this run is "Camo-Kwanzaa" which means where something camouflage or something Kwanzaa-ish. Yeah, I had to look some of the Kwanzza stuff up too. The beer check will also have Jello shots and probably slut juice. We will bring some egg nog and alcohol for circle, so expect a shitshow... or at least diarrhea. Maybe hot toddies whatever the hell those are. If the hounds so desire, they may bring a small gift for a white elephant gift exchange, and by gift I mean some old decrepit item that serves no use or is funny such as a vcr tape. This is just something to lighten it up!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Thursday, December 05, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 101 - A Joint H4 & BMH3 Event!



When: Saturday, December 7th, 2:00pm!!!

Where:
ZZSkinDeep
4129 Southerland Road, Ste E
Houston, TX 77092

Hare(s): Dick Assley, Jizzabel, & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take 610 to 290W towards Austin. Exit West 43rd Street / Bingle Road / Pinemont Drive. Turn left on West 43rd Street, then left on Southerland Road.

FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take I-45 south to Beltway 8 West. Take that until you hit 290 then take that East. Exit West 43rd Street / Bingle Road / Pinemont Drive. Take the Pinemont Drive East exit then merge onto Southerland Road.

Sidenote: This year, the H4 xmas party is on a Brass Monkey Saturday... again. So this year, we are doing a joint trail! Hared by Dick Assley, with last minute addition and Brass Monkey representative KatchUp, with slut-wagon provided and driven by Jizzabel, this should be a shitshow. It's going to be cold, rainy, and awesome. Wear warm shit and bring your party clothes for after. The H4 xmas party will be following this trail and you can find all the information you need on the H4.org website. Sign up online or pay at the door, this should be a sexy and fun experience!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork