Thursday, February 25, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 159

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 159

When: Saturday, February 27th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where:
Spring Acres Preserve
23801 Glen Loch Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hares: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 73 to Rayford Road/Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light and turn LEFT onto Sawdust Road. Continue past three lights, then turn LEFT on the fourth light where the Starbucks is, which is still Sawdust Road, it just turns. Stay on this for several miles until it dead ends at Glen Loch Road (you'll see a Timber Lakes Timber Ridge Sign), turn LEFT. Go about a mile or so to the dead end.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be 3-5 miles long depending on how lost I get. Expect shiggy, thorns and a water crossing or two. There will be one, maybe two, beer checks of good craft beer and homemade cupcakes at circle.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Monday, February 08, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 158 - Twinkle Toes' Birthday Trail & Brass Monkey 6th Analversary Campout!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 158 - Twinkle Toes' Birthday Trail & Brass Monkey 6th Analversary Campout! 

When: Saturday, February 13th, at ***1:00pm!***

Where: Shell Oil Road Hunter Camp,
US Hwy Forest 274, Cleveland, TX 77328
Sam Houston National Forest near Cleveland, TX

Hares: Twinkle Toes & Super-Secret-Squirrel Co-Hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From The Woodlands: Take I-45 North to 105 East going towards Cut and Shoot. Go for like 15-ish miles, then it will curve a bit to the right, then the left, then you want to take the exit for Fostoria Road and loop under 105 and go North. You will go for like 5+ miles, and it turns into US Hwy Forest 274. just keep going straight and look for the Shell Oil Road Hunter Camp on your left.

From Houston: Take I-69 (ha) North until you hit FM 2025 North, then exit and go north. You will go until you hit 945 / Oak Forest Blvd, turn left. Go for not too long and look for US Hwy Forest 274, and turn left. Look on your right for Shell Oil Road Hunter Camp.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: 
Trail will be expeditionary style 6-7 miles of shiggy with three manned beer checks/bail points. 

Bring your own everything campout! 
The campground is totally primitive, no water, no toilets, just a place for your tent. 
You need to bring :
camping gear
food AND water
booze for after circle beer runs out! 
Firewood! 

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork