Monday, February 10, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 106 - Just Say No To VD Hash

When: Saturday, February 15th, 2:00pm!!!

Mooseknuckles Bar
4307 Treaschwig Road
Spring, TX 77373

Hare(s): Easy Chair & Name My Vagina

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until you can exit onto FM 1960. Exit FM 1960 and go East for like a mile. Turn Left onto Treaschwig Road, go till you hit Mooseknuckles.

Sidenote: This Valentine's Day Anti-Valentine's Day hash will be hared by angry, angry women. Women who love to hate men. Will they still bang them? Yes. Will they still complain about them? Yes. Do they pretend to hate Valentine's Day? Yes. Should you bring the hares flowers and chocolate? Maybe. My guess is weed and malt liquor might go over better. Also, expect a guest beermeister, a guest hashcash person, and possibly a guest RA, we shall see. Want to volunteer? Let us know! What do the hares want you to know? This! FROM THE HARES... mostly: For this trail, you will need only three things: A whistle, a broken heart, and batteries. Expect a shiggy trail with water, thorns, mud, and hidden hashers dressed in diapers shooting you with arrows to make you fall in love. Actually, the arrows are just dipped in AIDS so it's more like you will get sick then one of the hares can take your helpless weakened body and do with it as they please. It's a long team process but the end is as good as gold. Bring money for on-after and plan on a change of clothes as well.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Easy Chair's#: (503) 939-4587

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork