Thursday, September 24, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 148

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 148

When: SaTURDay, Septembeer 26th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: The Katch-a-Hoot Cafẻ: 27210 Paula Lane, Oak Ridge North, TX 77385 30.161126, -95.446255

Hares: KatchUp and his roommate

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: Use your GPS! 

Sidenote: (FROM THE HARES!)
It’s finally happened.  Hoot Are You has completely angered the Concerned Citizens of Oak Ridge North (CCORN).  As collateral damage, Chupples has to move out next Wednesday too.  Being the sweet, innocent and law-abiding citizen we’ve all known him to be, Chup has begged Hoot for months to put on pants when getting the mail, wear a shirt when mowing the lawn, cover her cootch when letting out her pooch and to stop banging all the stay-at-home dads on the block.  To celebrate the end of quite a year, they are throwing a House Cooling Party after trail!  Trail will be shortish, shiggyish and shittyish.  Bring an air mattress to surf the extra large, carpeted living room. Or tents for the backyard. We don’t care if the neighbors get pissed, we’re leaving! There will be food, beer and cider after trail.  Hoot will cook bacon and eggs on Sunday morning.

Well you heard it people, make it happen!
On-On!

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

Wednesday, September 09, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 147

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 147

When: Saturday, September 12th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: TBD!!!

Hare: Red Light Special & Where Do You Get Off?

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: Once we know the fucking location, we’ll give you directions

Sidenote: (FROM THE HARES!)
Gather ye’ monkeys while I tell
This story about the trail from hell

With Where do you get off!?! that goofy arse
This flop of a trail is sure to be a farce

Mix in Red Light Special, that sexy lass
Those with plans should certainly pass

With boob checks galore
Dick checks too
Knowing these two whores
You’ll drop your goo

Bring bug spray, bring money
Perhaps some tobacco that makes you feel funny

A taste for beer is a must
As this trail is sure to be a bust

More details to cum after a bit of scouting, so stay tuned!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork