BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 148
When: SaTURDay, Septembeer 26th, at ***3:00pm!***
Hares: KatchUp and his roommate
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: Use your GPS!
Sidenote: (FROM THE HARES!)
It’s finally happened. Hoot Are You has completely angered the Concerned Citizens of Oak Ridge North (CCORN). As collateral damage, Chupples has to move out next Wednesday too. Being the sweet, innocent and law-abiding citizen we’ve all known him to be, Chup has begged Hoot for months to put on pants when getting the mail, wear a shirt when mowing the lawn, cover her cootch when letting out her pooch and to stop banging all the stay-at-home dads on the block. To celebrate the end of quite a year, they are throwing a House Cooling Party after trail! Trail will be shortish, shiggyish and shittyish. Bring an air mattress to surf the extra large, carpeted living room. Or tents for the backyard. We don’t care if the neighbors get pissed, we’re leaving! There will be food, beer and cider after trail. Hoot will cook bacon and eggs on Sunday morning.
Well you heard it people, make it happen!
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141