Wednesday, June 29, 2011


TODAY is the last day to sign-up for housing for the VooDoo Monkey extravaganza!!! Hurry up and get a room you clowns!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011


When: Saturday June 25th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Tailgators Pub & Grill
8000 HWY 242
The Woodlands, TX 77385

Cumrade Blumpkin & Burning Rubbers

Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX-242/College Park Dr/Needham Rd). Take the feeder road north and turn right into the shopping center on the corner of the I-45 feeder road and TX-242. Tailgators is at the end of the shopping center.

Note from Cumrade Blumpkin:  Wwwwhhhooooollly SHEEEYOT! Just scouted..... I'm a spent puppy. Cooked. For the small little area thats traversed... it's a mutherfucker. You will see other Hash trail, don't follow it or you will get got. There will be blood, mud, bugs, and suds. There will be random Russian items on trail, plus others... you will get wet. You will bleed cumrade red and get blumpkin brown.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

We'll House You, My Pretties (but no damn dogs)

A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL HAS BEEN CHOSEN! FMU has provided us with a SPECTACULAR deal on rooms! Our housing with be a ½ block from Bourbon Street in the French Quarter. Sounds too good to be true? Make sure to read all the details! It is cheap like your mom!

There are 20 rooms blocked with a variety of configurations to help accommodate those with special needs and those who are just plain needy. Any rooms left unreserved will be released to the public on June 29th. Rates will no longer apply after that date.

The cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.

You can call to make your reservation @ 1-800-366-2743 or you can register online at , Make sure to identify yourself as a member of Monkey Voodoo if calling to make reservations. If making your reservations online the access code is

Once you've reserved your room please email EZ. We'd like a headcount of who is where and how many in the room. Also, if you are reserving a 4 person room and need a roommate or if you are looking for one, make sure to add that to the email. Make some friends! Share the love!

The rates (Tax has already been added!)

Deluxe room (King or double bed)
$86.75 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$65.98 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Courtyard room (Double beds)
$102.57 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$73.89 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Streetside room (Double Beds)
$125.17 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$85.19 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Suite (King/Queen and Couch fold out)
$170.37 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$107.79 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Rates are based on double occupancy and there is an additional $20 per extra guest. We all know how to get around that, don't we! PLEASE be respectful and not place too many people in one room as the maids will turn you in. If you book your room with a credit card (mandatory), your first night will be charged on July 22nd and the rest will be due upon checkout. This is their room deposit system so that if someone doesn't cancel on time, their card is charged one night stay.

Hotel Amenities Include:
Swimming pool in our beautiful tropical courtyard
24 hour concierge service
24 hour bell service
24 hour valet (charges apply) $28 per day + tax. Other off street parking is available.
In-Room Coffeemakers
Complimentary USA Today and Times Picayune (Local news)
Photocopying and Facsimile services
Voice Mail
Complimentary Internet Access in Hotel Rooms & Wi-Fi in Public Spaces
Irons and hair dryers in every room
Complimentary in room safe deposit boxes
All guest rooms are non-smoking
Sorry, no pets allowed
Complimentary Continental Breakfast Served Dail

AGAIN, the cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.