BMH3 #370 – 3/30/2024: Penis Fly Crap and Just Scott

 

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 BMH3 #370 – 3/30/2024: Penis Fly Crap and Just Scott

When:

Saturday, March 30th TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

6307 Green Forest Ln, Spring, TX 77386
30.069789682880369, -95.3183812207469
https://maps.app.goo.gl/W7qLHnvPBxare6jo7

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap
Just Scott

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Cum on out for a lovely spring hash and Just Scott's virgin hare.  No gimmicks, just shiggy.  Bring $5 and virgins

Bring:

WATER, IT IS GETTING REALLY NICE OUT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

The Green Dress Run and an Analversary for 69!!!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #369 – 3/16/2024: The Green Dress Run and an Analversary for 69!!!

When:

Saturday, March Sixteenth TwentyTwentyfour
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

That parking lot at the dead end of old riley fuzzel rd

1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386

30.09337215624741, -95.40564508348992

Hares:

Cocktor Spork - KatchUp - Twinkle Toes? 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

It's finally time for all of us to go nose-diving together into that glorious cusp of the V that is our legs. This amazing trail is hared by three hares with plenty of great shiggy trails under their belt, so expect some damn good shiggy. We are looking at a nice and easy 4-6 mile trail with the potential for two beer checks. The weather leading up to and on the day of is looking a bit wet; if that is the case, we could be looking at an adventure float down Spring Creek. Make sure to bring some kind of flotation device in the event we get to float. We will have a dog-friendly trail, but unfortunately, no floating for your furry friends unless you want them to

Song from the Hares:

(Melody - 369 Cupid ft. B.O.B)

Three, six, nine the Monkey drank wine

The monkey smoked the dope on the street car line 

And the line broke and the monkey got chocked

And they all went to heaven in a lil' inflatable float ((clap, clap))

Ladies and gentlemen I'm about to make you feel alright

I've got the beat to move your feet plus I know just what you like,

Rough shiggy ahead, in your sight

Let's make another monkey and drink all night

Bring:

WATER, IT IS starting to warmup!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Dont go in the neighborhood, from holzworth, drive down the dirt road until you see the parking lot.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-