Wednesday, April 04, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 214 - BMH3 Invades the H4 Campout... Then Fucks Off.

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 214 - BMH3 Invades the H4 Campout... Then Fucks Off.

When: Saturday, April 7th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: H4 Spring Campout!
7606 FM-2854, Conroe, TX 77304, United States
*If you are rego'd cool, if not you can pay $5 for the hash, then 0n-out after swinglow to 0n-After.

Hares: McPisser, Horsefli Drivebi, and Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

FROM HOUSTON: Head North on I-45 all the way to Exit 87A toward FM2854/TX-105/Conroe. Merge onto the N Fwy service road and turn right on the loop to get to FM 2854 / Metcalf St / Old Montgomery Road. Turn right on Metcalf/FM 2854 and go west on FM 2854 for approx. 3 miles. Scott Lake is on the Left (south) just past the intersection with Loop 336.

The normal entrance to the site is 3.2 miles from the turn off of I-45 and the entrance for trailers, porta potties, ICP etc. is 2.7 miles from the junction. The entrances lead under the railroad tracks. Use the second entrance on the left and go under the railroad tracks. This will take you around the lake to the main camping area.

FROM ONE OF THE HARES: So this weekend's trail was supposed to be laid by Homoglobin, but he had something come up in the muggle-world, so he'll be doing one later! So there I was, about to plan a trail, when McPisser comes up and says "Spork! I wanted to talk to you about the next Brass Monkey trail. It happens to be in Monkey territory during the Houston..." Then I said "YES!" without fully grasping the consequences or my actions. As I started to walk away, McPisser whispered "...and you can lay it with us..." Well shit. So yeah, there we are. What can you expect? Some fucking shiggy, that's for sure. What else? Probably more. If you are not rego'd for the campout, that's cool, you'll just pay your $5, do trail & circle, then be on your merry way. No drama. No "Ohhh, let me stay", just 0n-0ut to 0n-After. Plan on water crossings, at least one beer check, and some bad decisions.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork