BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 246 - The Skeeting Penis Meowth Barfday Extra-Gava-Ganza!!!
When: Saturday, June 29th, at 3:00pm!
Where: Burrough's Park
9738 Huffsmith Road
*Farther parking lot / cul-de-sac
Hares: Outside Cat, Skeet Squad, and Penis First Mouth Second
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to Grand Parkway (TX-99) and go West - that means left. Take the exit toward Kuykendahl Road. Turn right onto Kuykendahl Road, then turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Take that and it will curve to the left, then park will be on your right. Go in and take it until you hit the last park at the deadend. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARES: Cum one cum all in your pants and with your party pants to the something'th annual Skeeting Penis Meowth Barfday Extra-gava-ganza!! The one time a year when you want to actually try, when you want to be first, when you try your damnedest to catch a penis and a pussy and some skeet at the same time!! This live lay will be hot, it will be wet, and it will be dirty. For the edge-play enthusiasts, there may also be blood. But by no means should you drink anything but aqua to prep yourselves because lick her there shall be and lick her you shall! We have nothing but the finest of live hare trails "prepared" for you to traverse, and diety help you if you actually catch us! Feel free to bring your floppy foamy noodle or flotationable sex toy of choice in the hopes that you might actually get to use it. If you actually find trail, if you actually make it half way, if you don't give up like a bunch of whiny... insert derogatory body part here... you will be thoroughly punished through the duration and possibly rewarded with cake near the end. I have the utmost of faith for everyone in attendance that this shitshow will be appreciated as much as the first coke can cock after a looooong line of vienna sausages. So open your minds, open your holes, and bring your fucking running clothes, it's time again to get laid.... Live. Good luck! Yer gonna knead it like a ballsack.
- Outside Cat, Penis First, and Skeeter Peter
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
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