When: Saturday, January 31st, at 2:00pm!
Where: I-45 and Knobcrest Drive (Just north of Greenspoint Mall) - LOOK AT MAP!
Hares: Hung Daddy Tutu & Dick Assley
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Go North on I-45 just passed the Beltway and take Exit 62. Go straight past Greenpoint Mall and look for a small road on the right called KNOBCREST DRIVE. It may or may not be marked, so ya, look your ass off.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Hug Daddy Tutu and Dick Assley bring you the third trail of 2015!!! Expect shiggy, debris, and possibly homeless people. Super short, super shiggy, at least ONE beer check, and bring extra clothes because it might be raining! Expect a "King Baby" per Dick Assley, I think he might mean King Cake but who the hell knows. If you get lost call Dick Assley or Hung Daddy, their numbers are below!
Dick Assley's #: (214) 502-6501
Hung Daddy Tutu's #: (915) 253-9331