Tuesday, January 23, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 209

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 209

When: Saturday, January 27th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: WG Jones State Park
(Southeast corner of FM 1488 and Jones Trail)
Conroe, TX 77384

Hares: Down Her Hatch and Just Tasha

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Take that to FM 1488 and exit then take it west. You will loop around and go over the freeway. Take that for a while and look for the State Forest entrance on your left on the corner of 1488 and Jones Trail. Carpool is best, the parking lot is a bit small.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: The trail is entitled "Conroe goes down (South)". Giggity.

Get ready for a shit fest of novice hares, but what we lack in experience, we'll make up for in enthusiasm, and craft beer.
There will be a big pot o' chili at the end as well as some satanic dancing and possibly b00bs. Come enjoy the beautiful weather before it gets back to fucking hot as hell, which is probably like a damn month away.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


Friday, January 12, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 208

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 208

When: Saturday, January 13th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Hampton Pointe Blvd, Spring, TX  77389
(30.116302, -95.498367)! Neighborhood is currently being built so no exact address.

Hares: Penis First, Mouth Second & KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North to the Grand Parkway (TX-99) then go west - that means left. Take 99 to Gosling and exit, then head north - that means right. Go about two miles then turn right on Hampton Pointe Blvd. Go all the way until it dead-ends, look for assholes.

Sidenote:
It is 2018, so let's get this shit rolling! As KatchUp is no longer allowed to lay trails on his own, or spearhead them for that matter, his new husband and roommate Penis First, Mouth Second will be leading this wild safari through the woods of the greater Woodlands/Spring area with his little KatchUp packet riding on his coat tails. Unbeknownst to them but knownst to us, this will no doubt be a shit show, but I will surely make them drink their down downs in excess to the point that we put them in an ├╝ber and send them to a random crackhouse... assuming we find circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork