Monday, March 20, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 187 - Mad as a March Hare Spring Equinox Celebration

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 187 - Mad as a March Hare Spring Equinox Celebration

When: Saturday, March 25th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE 3PM START TIME, WE HAVE DAYLIGHT NOW!***

Where: Dirt parking lot on Old Riley Fuzzel Rd, Spring, TX 77386 - READ D'ERECTIONS BELOW!

Hare: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston:
Take I-45 N to exit 70A 2920/E Louetta. Right on E Louetta to Aldine Westfield. Left on Aldine Westfield to Riley Fuzzel. Right on Riley Fuzzel.

OR

Hardy Toll Rd N to Riley Fuzzel. Right on Riley Fuzzel.
THEN go about ½ mile or so on Riley Fuzzel and hang a left onto OLD Riley Fuzzel. OLD Riley Fuzzel is the last road to the left before you get to the Grand Parkway underpass across from the entrance to the Spring Creek Greenway Nature Center on the right (WE ARE NOT STARTING AT THE NATURE CENTER). If you go past the Grand Parkway you went too far, turn around and try again. Go about ¼ mile to the dead end. Parking are on the right.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Originally this was my B-day trail but that was almost a month ago and I’d just as soon forget I am half of 90. Instead let’s celebrate the Spring Equinox and party like a bunch of March Hares! To celebrate cum out for a 3-4 mile mostly Shiggy trail complete with briars patches, Jesus thorns and lovely burrs that have a way of getting stuck everywhere including your hair. Wear your shorts if you like to bleed. There will also be several chances to get wet on trail and one manned beer check of something better than the champagne of beer. Trail will be dog friendly for our hash pups. If I get in a baking mood there might be cookies or cupcakes for circle.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

Wednesday, March 08, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 186 - 6th Anal Brass Monkey Green Dress!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 186 - 6th Anal Brass Monkey Green Dress!

When: Saturday, March 11th, at 2:00pm!

Where: In the parking lot behind Red Lobster in Humble. 20414 US-59, Humble, TX 77338

Hares: Red Light Special, Outside Cat, 101 Donations, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth, and maybe even Skeet Squad

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
59 or 1960 to go the shopping center on the opposite side Deerbrook Mall on 59. We will be in the Parking Lot lot behind the Red Lobster.... use the address above and input that shit into google maps. If you can't find it, you probably would have sucked at trail anyway. At this point, find a bar and drink your sorrows away.

Sidenote:
Did you see the Hares list? Like seriously. I don’t know what you expect me to be able to say here that is going to convince you this is a good idea or a bad idea, something that’s going to be so well laid that Jenna Jameson would give it props, or something so terrible you’ll feel like you just followed Moses through the desert for forty years. Wait. Was it Moses, or Heartache, I can’t remember. Either way, he got them to the Asians at the end, and all the wise-men joined hands and sang Frosty the Snowman. Good times.

Get your fabulous green dresses ASAP! And make sure it covers your dick, we will be in sight of muggles. Or at least wear shorts underneath.

MORE DETAILS TO CUM? (I don't know, this might be it, but it's so worth it)

Red Light's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork