Wednesday, March 27, 2013


When: Saturday, March 30th, 2013 at 2:00pm!

CVS Pharmacy
4516 Harrisburg Boulevard
Houston, TX

Hare(s): EZ-Chair

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: It's in fucking Houston. If you live in Houston, figure it out people.
From The Woodlands: Take I-45 South and exit 45A towards Scott Street. Turn left onto Scott Street. Turn Right onto Polk Street. Take 1st left onto Milby Street. Turn right onto Harrisburg Blvd. Boom.

Sidenote: FIRSTISHLY, Thank you to EZ-Chair for haring!
FROM THE HARE: Start location at CVS because mama has to pick up her prescriptions. Trail will have ghetto, shiggy, ghetto, 2 beer checks, one which will be in the shaded shiggy of your dreams and dog friendly (leashes required.) Since it is at a CVS parking lot, try to carpool so we don't have 10,000 cars taking up the whole lot.

FROM SPORK: This trail is super close to BBVA Compass Stadium where the Houston Dynamo will be playing that evening at 7:30pm. A good number of us are going and will be in Section 232. If you want to go with us or meet-up with us, fuck yeah. Do it. Let a Spork know. We always have a good time!

Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

0n-0n BITCHES,
Cocktor Spork

Monday, March 11, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 82 - "The 2nd Anal Green Dress Run"

When: Saturday, March 16, 2013

Where: Cross Track Ice House; 200 Magnolia St., Spring, TX 77373 (Old Town Spring)

Time: 2:00 PM

Hares: MasturGator & EZ-Chair

Bring: A slutty green dress, $5 for hash cash, shag bag, $$ for haberdashery, lube.

What to Expect:
·        Multiple beer/booze checks
·        A 2-5 mile trail that is dog friendly
·        Shiggy with possible shallow water crossings
·        Irish car bomb station with possible Irish Bus Bombs!
·        Multiple orgasms
·        Irish beer on trial
·        Gingers (Please keep on a leash when around civilians)

Some event haberdashery for sale at the event, and a dog friendly on after. 
The on after will be located in Old Town Spring. The hares have worked a deal out with the owner of a bar, who will allow brass monkey behavior and understands how “Special” we can get. The bar only has beer and wine but your cheap asses can bring in liquor and buy setups! There will be some slutty shots provided by your hares. Also, the owner has agreed to cook for the on after this year and sell us food like burgers and wieners. Not guaranteed to be veggie friendly.

I have some Brass Monkey 2nd Anal Green Dress T-Shirts & Patches that will be for sale at the event so bring money you cheap bastards.

Crash space will be made available for those who need it.

If you have any questions call MasturGator at 936-444-8591


1. We will be doing a Friday Pre-Lube for the Green Dress. Probably Involving a Pub Crawl and possibly Spork’s mom.

2. If you’re staying the night Saturday, there will be a Prelube Saturday so plan on dropping your cars off and car pool to the event from the GatorSntach Motel.

3. The On-On after will be at the GatorSntach, bring your own everything. We will provide the bad influence.

4. The On-After will be at an Icehouse, bring money for beer. If you drink Liquor, bring a bottle and buy your setups there.

5. Where you going to Sleep? It will be a floor space kinda night I’m sure, but if you have a tent and want to have a place to bang, I would bring it and put it in my back yard.

Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n BITCHES!
Cocktor Spork