Monday, August 05, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 249: The Ivanna-Bone-Hairy-ButtPoon Trail

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 249: The Ivanna-Bone-Hairy-ButtPoon Trail

When: Saturday, August 10th, at 3:00pm!

Where: 24 Hour Fitness
10860 Kuykendahl Road
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it deadends into I-45.  Take Exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway.  Go for 6-ish miles and turn left on Kuykendahl Road.  Take your second left into the shopping center and look for assholes in the 24 Hour Fitness parking lot.

Summer is coming to an end, so it's time to get one last Saturday in before those fucking kids start ruining our Saturdays again.  Per the hares, you can expect 3-4 miles of dog friendly shaded shiggy with multiple water crossings and at least one beer check.  It's going to be hot as fuck, so drink water, and get your bitching about the heat out before you show up.  I mean, we'll all still bitch, but get the majority of it out.  We're in this together.  Since we are starting at a gym that means we can mean-mug people as we drink 40s while they are walking in to be all healthy.  Gross.  Come on out, you won't want to miss it!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork