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Friday, February 01, 2013


BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 79 - Our Third Analversary!!!

When: Saturday, February 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm! 

Where: McDade Park,
FM 2854
Conroe, TX 77304

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork & Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course. 

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45 or the Hardy until it deadends into I-45. Take the exit for FM 2854 W / Old Montgomery Road and head west. Turn right onto Steve Owens Road. Take 1st right onto Gergory Road. McDade Park, BOOM!

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES!!!!! This will be the Brass Monkey hash's 3rd analversary run! We have been doing this shit for three years! Sorry it took so long to put the info out, but hey, here it is. :) Expect shiggy, lots of shiggy. Water? Maybe. Hobos? Maybe... it's Conroe, they're probably ex-cops. Not a super long trail, but it is our analversary so plan on FUN. You can try to call me tomorrow but I will be out laying trail so meh. You can try to call Donnie but he doesn't answer his phone so good luck. Bring a change of clothes and $$$ for the on-after.

Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Donnie's #: (832) 257-7052

0n-0n BITCHES,
Cocktor Spork