Monday, January 14, 2013


BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 78

When: Saturday, January 19th, 2012 at 2:00pm!

Where: 16735 Fallen Timbers Drive
Conroe, TX 77385 (Not really Conroe, it's North Woodlands.)

Hare(s): KatchUp & Just Chelsea (VIRGIN HARE!)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown Houston head North on I-45 or the Hardy until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 79A for College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX 242. Turn right onto TX242 and go got like a mile and a half and turn left onto Glen Eagle Drive North. Turn right onto Bobolink Drive. Turn left onto Fallen Timbers Drive. Look for parking around the corner of Fallen Timbers Drive and Woodhallow Drive.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES!!!!! Dog Friendly. Plenty of Shiggy and expect "possible water crossings”. Car back is quick and easy should be no problem. Circle will be under a bridge so if it’s raining there will be cover, if it’s cold I have some logs that we can make a fire. Bring warm clothes for circle and on-after. I, Spork, will be in New Orleans with Donnie the Retard as well as a good group of hashers so do not call me for info, call the KatchUp below. Also, it is a VIRGIN hare *cough cough* make it happen people.

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n BITCHES,
COCKTOR SPORK!

Friday, January 04, 2013


FIRSTISHLY: BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 77

This will be a joint Brass Monkey and Galveston Run. Here are the details:

When: Saturday, January 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm!

Where: 1400 Riggs St, Baytown, TX
That’s right, BAYTOWN! Not The Woodlands, not Houston, freaking BAYTOWN!

Hare(s): Homodynamics

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road to 610 East. 610 East to I-10. I-10 East to TX-330 Spur South (Baytown). Take to Texas 146 South towards La Porte. Take that to West Main Street / Main Street West. Turn left onto West Main Street. Turn left onto Oak Street. Turn left onto Riggs Street.

Sidenote
: (FROM THE HARE!) There will be shiggy, water crossings, bridges, a turkey/eagle split, dick checks, virgins, a virgin hare, and beer.

Wear shoes, a concealed weapon, and bring spare change for the hobos!


SPORK: (832) 372-5133