When: Saturday, September 3rd, 2011, 4:00pm.
Where: Canoe Launch Parking Lot in Creekside Subdivision
The Woodlands, TX, 77380
(30° 8'33.20"N, 95°30'23.64"W)-ish
Hare: Cocktor Spork
Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 76 B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for approx. 3.69 miles then make a left at Gosling Road. You go approx. 1.70 miles then make a right onto Creekside Forrest Drive (it will be the first right after you crossover Spring Creek). Look for a "Canoe Launch" sign on your right and follow the dirt road to the parking area. Drive slow, there are several Pygmy crossings. If you hit the traffic circle in the Creekside subdivision you have gone too far.
Sidenote: This will be my 2nd Anal Birfday run and I am FrEaKiNg excited; Plan on SHIGGY with some SHIGGY and possibly some SHIGGY if I can fit it in (No Homo). You can expect at least one beer check, possibly Jew checks (If you have ever done my Passover Easter Egg Hunts you know what those are), and possibly an Asian sighting or two *giggity*. If there is anyone that wants to come from out of town there is definite crash space between Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound across the street. TONS of floor space if you just want to bring air-mattresses. My BIRFDAY is not actually until Sunday, September 4th, so we will have to party through the night… DUH. It is dry as hell but I am going to try for water crossings so bring change of clothes, shoes, towel, sunscreen, sex toys and a hat. Questions? Comments? Concerns? More Cowbell? E-Mail me or something.