When: Saturday, May 23rd, at 3:00pm!
2301 Rayford Road Spring, TX 77386
***park to the right of the pharmacy and bank drive-thru***
Hares: Fish 'n' Dicks and Put It In My Dick
Why: Cypress knees near San Jacinto break toes, had enough fun at Magnolia Gardens this year. If those aren't good enough for you, then its because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North and exit at Rayford/Sawdust. Turn right onto Rayford Road. Go a few miles and Kroger is on the left.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: It's our very first time! We're a little scared but we're also a little excited. We've waited SO LONG. It's been SO HARD. But we've been saving ourselves just for you! We aren't sure what to expect, but we know that you can count on mosquitoes the size of small birds, plenty of shiggy, a few water crossings, possible rain, and a whole lot of mud.
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141