BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 161
When: Saturday, March 26th, at ***2:30pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!
El Get Off Red Light Casa Boom Boom Room y Cantina
210 Weatherly Way
Houston TX 77022
Hares: 50 Shades of Gay & Where Do You Get Off!?!
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
From Houston: Take 610 towards Yale from whatever direction you're cumming, then exit Yale and go North. Turn right on Weatherly Way just north of Crosstimbers. Look for hookers. Boom.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Little bunny foo foo was hopping through the forest. Picking up the Hashers and laying them on her bed. Down went their trousers, up went their big rods, careful with he bunny teeth when she gave them head.
Little bunny foo foo hopped upon the big one. Rode it up and down until she broke the bed. When he shot his big load she got quite distracted, instead of eating it she fingerpainted instead.
Cum one, cum all to the FIRST ever 50 Shades of Gay Brass Monkey trail and Easter Sexxxtacular! Expect a medium shiggy trail of around 4 miles in north Houston! Bring hash cash, a whistle, some bug spray, a change of clothes (or not I don't care), and of course a thirst for beer!
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141