When: Saturday, August 3rd, 3:00pm!!!
33295 Wedgewood Drive (All the way to the dead end)
Magnolia, TX 77354
Hare(s): Where Do You Get Off? & KatchUp
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and exit 81 - FM 1488 Magnolia / Hempstead. Take the feeder to the bridge and look for the FM 1488 West sign that will take you under then over and around the freeway so you cross over it. Go straight for seven-ish miles. Pass Honea Egypt Road / FM 2978 and the La Quinta Inn and look for Wedgewood Drive on your right - just a regular small street. Drive alllll the way to the end of the street.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Hey wankers and wenches! The next monkey is one not to miss! The 1st ever "Where Did KatchUp Get Off" trail is upon us! This glory-hole of a trail has shiggy, boobs, beer, shiggy, boobs, a scavenger hunt (with prizes), beer, and, against Spork's wishes, a runners trail option for you racist bastards, and beer. I know some of you are wasting time in bestiality land for Doggie Daze, butt if you are not, join us in all the glorious debauchery that is KatchUp and Get Off. Also... FRB gets their way with KatchUp for 20 minutes! All those that finish trail get to slap Off's ass (apparently?).
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591