Thursday, May 23, 2013


When: Saturday, May 25, 4:00pm!!! (*Note* Later time - it's gettin' HOT!)

Intersection of Hamblen Rd and Loop 494, Kingwood, TX
Approx: (30.031167, -95.255831)
See D'erections below!

Hare(s): Just Aaron, Just Darius, and Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take the 45 South (Or Hardy Toll Road) to 1960 east to highway 59. Take 59 north and exit onto loop 494. Take 494 across the Bevil Jarrell Memorial Bridge and turn right on to Hamblen Road--immediately turn right again on to an unmarked paved road which leads to a parking lot under the bridge next to the river. If you did it right you will be parked under the bridge and on the north side of the river.

Sidenote: FROM Just Aaron: Good day Wankers and Wenches,

The next Brass Monkey run will be in Kingwood! "Why," you ask? Well I will feed you baby birds; because it is more convenient for me.

Butt weight! There's more! This next Brass Monkey run will be in celebration of Memorial Day. So where your red, white, and blue! Bring your summer gear and an appetite for beer and fun!

This run will have light to moderate shiggy, some pavement (boooooo), and plenty of beer.

Bring hash-cash, bugs pray, sunscreen, clothes to change into, and an appetite for beer!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Just Aaron's #: (281) 608-0004
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork