BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 242 - El Cinco de Monkey
When: Saturday, May 4th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE START TIME!***
Where: George Mitchell Nature Preserve - Spring Creek Greenway
The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hares: Ivanna Hairy ButtChug, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, and Just Lizzy
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it deadends into I-45. Take exit 76B onto Woodlands Parkway and go for about 3-ish miles. Turn left onto Gosling Road, then take your first right at Flintridge Drive. Go for just over a half mile, and the Nature Preserve will be on your left. Look for assholes.
FROM THE HARES: Even though TXIH is over, we are Monkeys and we are prepared to give you another shit show. This is a Cinco de Mayo trail. Expect several crossing of the Rio while bringing your asylum claims and stray niños/niñas. Time to honor our friends from the south by wearing your sombreros and ponchos. There will be a piñata check that may have some booze in it? and maybe some tequila?? Some of you will get the "worm". Expect 4ish miles and at least one beer check. Trail is dog friendly and A-A. Hash cash is 95 pesos. Bring your anti-ICE spray and tunneling equipment. Wall jumping socks are required.
On another sidenote, this will be Just Lizzy's virgin hare!! Coming to us with all kinds of enthusiasm and smiles, we'll see what this does to Just Lizzy, and what she does to us... Come help us make the virgin hare drink for all her crimes as we drink down alllllll the tequila. *quiver*
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
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