Wednesday, May 21, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 112

The "There will probably be a Galveston Campout scheduled to conflict with this Brass Monkey trail since Where Do You Get Off is haring" trail!

When: Saturday, May 24th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Intersection of Hamblen Rd and Loop 494 Kingwood, TX 77339
Approx: (30.031167, -95.255831)

Hares: Where Do You Get Off?, Ramrod, and possibly one more mystery hare.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: D'erections,
From the woodlands:
Take the 45 South to 1960 east to highway 59. Take 59 north and exit onto loop 494. Take 494 across the Bevil Jarrell Memorial Bridge and turn right on to Hamblen Road--immediately turn right again on to an unmarked paved road which leads to a parking lot under the bridge next to the river. If you did it right you will be parked under the bridge and on the north side of the river.

Sidenote: FROM THE HAREs: Cum one, cum all to the "There will probably be a Galveston Campout scheduled to conflict with this Brass Monkey trail since GetOff is haring" trail!

Expect shiggy, expect boobs, expect boobs with shiggy on them, and an awesome Memorial Day ending with food, beer, and all things summer.

Bring hash cash, mosquito spray, bathing suits (or birthday suits--I am talking to you Ms. Texas Nude), thirst for beer,a petite for fun (autocorrect fail--this should say appetite but if you bring a fun petite we can all have our way with you get bonus points which can be redeemed at the next BrassMonkey trail), and whatever is left of your decency from IronHash.

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004


0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

Monday, May 05, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 111 - The Mother's Day MILF Run



When: Saturday, May 10th, at 3:00pm!

Where: George Mitchell Preserve, AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive, The Woodlands, TX 77389. (NOT EXACT ADDRESS). Park at the Trailhead for George Mitchell Preserve after the round-about on the right. If parking is full there, park in the dirt parking lot to the right of the trailhead parking. ***WE ARE PUTTING ROB FLEMMING PARK AS WHERE BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE, THIS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THAT!**

Hares: Land of MILF and Honey and EntrePORNer

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: Take I-45 North to Exit 70B for Spring-Stubner / Road-West. Take Spring Stubner going west for about 4 miles. Turn right onto Gosling Road and go for about 4 miles. Turn left into Creekside Forest Drive / Subdivision. Huge entrance on the left that says The Woodlands. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARE: This is the 2nd Annual Brass Monkey MILF Run! Come to celebrate all MILFs and MILFs-to-be with a hash run over Mother’s Day weekend. In true mama monkey style you will get into shiggy and water. You can’t have a MILF run without boob checks, dick checks, and 2 beer checks. At the end, you will enjoy some chick pleasing real foods along with the normal orange-colored food products. Yes, the vagina red velvet cupcakes will be making a come-back! Last year we founded Aquabot and had an electrician pull a fishhook out of someone’s face. Let’s see what trouble we can get into this year…

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141


0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork