BMH3 #398 – 4/26/2025: Workless Cock in My Crick trail

 

 

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BMH3 #398 – 4/26/2025: Workless Cock in My Crick trail   

When:

Saturday, April TwentySixth, Twothousand and TwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Man, I think we're gonna settle for this starting point and have a decent shot at winging it! 

https://goo.gl/maps/ue1eK6yApwibrhFH9

30°06'48.4"N 95°29'21.0"W

Hares:

Workless Cock, H2HO and Mud in My Crick

If that in itself isn't special enough, fuck y'all. But also, in a tradition as old as time we'll probably have some Kosher Mezcal, and we can call it a birthday trail for myself

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

chatbot says:Event Title: "Woodland Wander Trail Run"

Join us for an exhilarating adventure through the beautiful, winding trails of the lush woodland! This run promises not only a challenge for your legs but also a feast for your senses. Experience the sights and sounds of nature as we navigate through tall trees, vibrant foliage, and serene streams.

Details:

Date: [Insert Date]

Time: [Insert Time]

Location: [Insert Location]

Distance: [Insert Distance] with marked trails for all levels

Whether you're a seasoned runner or just looking for a fun way to connect with nature and fellow participants, this run is perfect for everyone. Expect scenic views, uplifting camaraderie, and a post-run gathering where we can share stories and refreshments.

Come join the fun and let’s make some memories as we hash it out together in the great outdoors!

THE IRONMAN IS THIS SATURDAY!!! LOOK UP DIRECTIONS AHEAD OF TIME TO ACCOUNT FOR TRAFFIC DELAYS. 

Bring:

WATER, IT IS NICE AS HELL OUT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #397 – 4/12/2025: Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon, and IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

 

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BMH3 #397 – 4/12/2025: Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon, and IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

When:

Saturday, April Twelfth, Twothousand and TwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Pundt Park
4129 Spring Creek Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JvWZPbVNxyV7e1Tz5
30.08207227761969, -95.3784092193269

Hares:

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It’s that time of year again, the time when the tax man is after all of us and this inspires Indiana and Ivanna to dream up new ways to punish the pack! Trail will be punishing, just like the IRS. There will be shiggy, there will be water crossings, there will be shot checks, all the things plus maybe some surprises, who knows? Just like the IRS.  Expect 3-5 miles and 2 beverage checks.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS NICE AS HELL OUT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-