BMH3 #404 – 7/19/2025: KatchUp's Lucky #13 Analversary where shit gets weird with Short Cummingz. Whoop! Whoop!

  

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BMH3 #404 – 7/19/2025: Lucky #13 where shit gets weird

When: 

Saturday, July Nineteenth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Toyo Solar
6115 Greens Rd, Humble, TX 77396 

29.955605145269, -95.30030451386869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tWLTizsUm4D8opCm6
PARK IN THE BACK. NORTHWEST CORNER

Hares: 

KatchUp & Short Cummingz

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
13 years ago this horny gay guy led my little ginger ass into the woods. Little did I know I was going to get fucked by 8 miles of dick(amazing shiggy). I loved every inch and now its time to give back with the same shiggy that hooked me. Fret not, this trail will be much shorter, roughly 4-5 miles with 1-2 BC's. My lovely co/virgin hare Short Cummingz will get to see how we rolled back in the days. Look forward to some great shiggy, little to no water(maybe) and a great time.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

 

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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

When: 

Saturday, July Fifth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Woodbranch Village Park
113 Maple Lane, Woodbranch, TX 77357
30.175492007089769, -95.17823874683869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZdmHBCCYjt6RBvTE9

Hares: 

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Summertime is here, so the hare has planned 3-4 miles of shaded shiggy guaranteed to get you wet.  Trail is A-to-B, will feature a BX swimming hole, and a creekside On-In with a possible aquatic circle.  Bring: Virgins, $5, your favorite horsefly repellent, and a drinking vessel for Brass Monkeys .  

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A shag bag, if you want any of your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-