Spookt-ASK-tic Bloody PADS

  

 

 

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BMH3 #411 – 10/25/2025: Spookt-ASK-tic Bloody PADS 

When: 

Saturday, October TwentyFive, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

HARES RAN INTO ISSUES. TRAIL WILL BE

3.00p show - 3.30p GO GO GO

Where: 

Gourley Nature Trail
30.009894382821873, -95.50994424599878
https://maps.app.goo.gl/x3n5MMv5eSzSqzrYA

Hares: 

Ask Me Something Personal & S.h.o.u.l.d.e.r P.a.d.s

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Spooky degenerates and swamp goblins. We are dragging you through a 3.5-ish mile fuck-my-legs trail the weekend before Halloween, why, because what is joy if not shared suffering.

There will be at least ONE beer check to lube your soul.
There might also be a candy shot check IF our chaos is organized enough to purchase candy and shots before 1pm. That's a big “if.”

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

When: 

Saturday, October Eleventh, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check at the nest!

Where: 

George Mitchell Nature Preserve Trailhead
At the end of Dr. Anne Snyder Drive, Tomball, TX 77375
30.148804903426369, -95.56331864323169
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DFpkcqnEXhmZkhiP8

Hares: 

The  Flock – Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, Outside Cat, Mouth Organ, Avian Sisterhood and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Birdies and Monkeys that identify as Birds it’s that glorious time a year when the Flock lays 3 beautiful trails for you full of thorns, shiggy and water! There will be the Bluebird (blue), Dove (white) and Robin (orange) trails, each 2-3 miles long, ending in the safety of the Nest. The Nest will be filled with beautiful Birds and a Chicken, delicious beers and avian themed snacks. Compete to replenish your little ducky supply and win “fun prizes” at circle! Wear your favorite bird attire! Hot bird food will be provided. Don’t forget your waterfowl suits and drinks for pool on-after.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-