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Brass Monkey #419 02/14/26 Another Disappointing Valentines Day
When:
Saturday, February Fourteenth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
Where:
Hares:
Fuck Fuck Goose
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Are you consistently disappointed by Valentine’s Day? Well, lets not break the pattern.
Goose chose the worst possible week to hare for multiple reasons and has not even had time to plan a trail yet. But hey, let us do this!
Trail conditions will be exactly what you deserve for showing up on Valentine’s Day: possibly runnable, emotionally questionable, and full of surprises nobody asked for. Expect terrain that ranges from “pleasantly flat” to “why is this here,” with footing that may alternate between firm, squishy, slick, and aggressively mysterious depending on whatever the weather decided to do in the last twelve minutes.
Forecast details remain delightfully nebulous. It could be crisp and perfect, it could be humid enough to qualify as a facial, or it could do that special Houston-area thing where it rains sideways for five minutes and then pretends it never happened. Wind may exist. Sun may appear. A random temperature swing is not only possible but likely, just to keep everyone humble. If lightning shows up, it is obviously just trying to participate in the theme.w
Distance will be between 5 and 10K, which is a range that should inspire deep confidence in the planning process. Along the way, expect somewhere between 1 and 100 beer checks, because nothing says “romance” like hydration uncertainty and questionable decision-making in the woods.
Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
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