Brass Monkey #422 03/28/26 Monkeys Invade the Galveston 300th

    

 

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Brass Monkey #422 03/28/26 Monkeys Invade the Galveston 300th

When: 

Saturday, March Twenty-Eighth, TwentyTwentySix
2PM Show, 2:30PM Go.

Where:

1776 Memorial park

FM 2351 and Imperial Rd.

Friendswood, TX 77546

 

https://maps.app.goo.gl/262myRZkWAWnGjhK9

 

29.541471364532369, -95.19669808629569 

 

Hares: 

Pimp Doggie Dawg

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

It will be Shiggy, some waist deep water crossings, include 3 counties, beer check, tunnel(Bring a light!), probably some baby PI peaking out. The ladies are planning on some hot food and lone pint is donating some beer.

FROM THE MISMANAGEMENT:

This is a joint event with the Galveston hash! We're invading their 300th trail celebration!  They'll have food, beer, and even shirts(only guaranteed if you rego in time)

  You'll need to rego at their google rego or on their HashRego

We recommend you join their facebook event and direct any questions directly to them: https://fb.me/e/1WXvEaE6q8

 

Bring:

APPROPRIATE CLOTHING. Who do I look like the fucking weatherman?
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

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Brass Monkey #421 Just Short of A Brass Monkey Mile?

   

 

 

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Brass Monkey #421 03/14/26 Just Short of A Brass Monkey Mile?

When: 

Saturday, March Fourteenth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

3826 E Mossy Oaks Rd E Spring 77389

https://maps.app.goo.gl/hbRJKH5CV1K4W2Rq7

30.09244091297073, -95.45177617523852

 

Hares: 

Short Cummingz, Just Joel and possibly Seymour???

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

The start is at a muggles home so be extra rowdy when you enter the premise of the neighbors domicile(Girls: tops off! Men: drop trou!!). DO NOT do a ketchup*.  This will be a first for Short Cummingz who is leading the trail without the guidance of a seasoned Monkey hasher, WHOOP WHOOP!. We can only expect the best from her since she has had some of the greatest half minds guide her on past trails. Be prepared for the best shiggy, water crossings and trail of your life. Also, in honor of Pi Day and Oreo Cookie Trademark Day, there will be a pool on-after.

Bring booze, dinner, and towels. Light snacks will be provided.  ON-ON!!! 

Bring:

APPROPRIATE CLOTHING. Who do I look like the fucking weatherman?
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

*ketchup - Taking a tomato from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!